This morning, I got the news that ol’ Fred, the biggest self-loathing hatemonger in Kansas, is not much longer for this world. Also, he’s been excommunicated by his own cult. I hereby dedicate two Danielle Dax songs to him. First up, one that handily summarizes his entire ignominious career:
Then this one, which pretty much sums up what life is gonna be like after him:
“We’re gonna have a party when you are gone/Desecrate your grave and sing this song…”
Amen. But first, we’re gonna picket your funeral. It’s only fair.