Gun nuts. Literally.

Hey, all you gun nuts out there: How about some literal gun nutz™?

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Yes, this is real, according to Charles Clymer. No word on if they’re rubbery enough to swing, or if they dribble you in the face like a punching bag while your piece is going off. But just in case your AR-15 isn’t enough of a Man Card™ for you, and you just have to prove how much more manly-manly you are than all those gay-gay-gaiety-gay GAY boys, you can bolt these to your machine pistol and teabag yourself during target practice.

You’re welcome.

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