Hey, all you gun nuts out there: How about some literal gun nutz™?
Yes, this is real, according to Charles Clymer. No word on if they’re rubbery enough to swing, or if they dribble you in the face like a punching bag while your piece is going off. But just in case your AR-15 isn’t enough of a Man Card™ for you, and you just have to prove how much more manly-manly you are than all those gay-gay-gaiety-gay GAY boys, you can bolt these to your machine pistol and teabag yourself during target practice.
You’re welcome.
