A. T-R-I-F-E-N-E. Like this:
“Meeting your ex on the street with his new girlfriend. There are pains only women know. Trifene 200 rapidly relieves pain.”
As my Portuguese friend Tomás says, considering the number of men who murder their partners out of jealousy, maybe it’s they who need to take a Midol.
Fear doesn't travel well; just as it can warp judgment, its absence can diminish memory's truth. What terrifies one generation is likely to bring only a puzzled smile to the next. --Arthur Miller, "Why I Wrote 'The Crucible'", The New Yorker, October 21, 1996
All opinions here are the brain-wrackings of Sabina C. Becker, unless otherwise credited. If you cite them, please give credit where due.
Suck it, haters. Feminism rocks!
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