Thank the Gods that we have Stephen Colbert to follow the weird ins and outs of Alex Jones’s legal fights, so we don’t have to. And this time ’round, things get really messy, because a leading yogurt company has sued the right-wing tinfoil ranter for defamation:
We also learn that teenage Alex, if his boasts are anything to be believed (???), got into brawls with “full-grown men” and was already fucking “college girls”. The question is, what full-grown man would fight this snot-nosed punk? And what grown-ass woman would climb into bed with him?