I’m not at all sure what was going on here at the “Alt”-Right Night of the Walking Damned, but I have my theories…
…and my main theory (my conspiracy, allegedly) is that this is pretty much the worst stand-up comedy show EVER. Mind you, these guys ARE funny…but only by accident.
Also, dudes, the ’80s called, and said to stop butchering Rick Springfield. Especially since, back when “Jessie’s Girl” was on the charts, he was a total hottie who could have kicked sand in the face of any number of these wankstains. Meaning, that song was absolutely ironic, in ways that Gavin McNasty couldn’t even begin to fathom.
PS: Maybe they should have used this one of his instead.
