Baby Jesus and Alex Jones have semen on the brain

That’s right, folkies…they both got triggered (to wank on the air, or at least the Internet) by a gnarly vein in Barack Obama’s temple.

Honestly, these ‘wingers obsess more about sex than people actually HAVING sex ever do.

And oh, what the heck…I’m now triggered as well:

“Abominate” THAT, motherfuckers.

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