No, I’m not kidding. Watch this and see:
Well, I guess this half-baked theory (which is very runny in the middle) explains why Kellyanne Fucking Conway thought microwave ovens were spy devices. And it most certainly explains why Alex’s fanboys are even more off-the-wall than he is. Maybe their cellphones are feeding alien frequencies straight into their mushy, drug-addled brains!
Fear doesn't travel well; just as it can warp judgment, its absence can diminish memory's truth. What terrifies one generation is likely to bring only a puzzled smile to the next. --Arthur Miller, "Why I Wrote 'The Crucible'", The New Yorker, October 21, 1996
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Suck it, haters. Feminism rocks!
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