Since today it’s my birthday, and I’m feeling old, here you go, guys…my present to all of you:
Because nothing makes you feel old faster than seeing neo-Nazis who fap over their own home-grown Bigfoot erotica, right?
Aaaaand now we all know why Sasquatches are so reluctant to show themselves to us hairless hominids. It’s because the fucking neo-Nazis with the creepy Bigfoot fetishes ruin everything!
Fear doesn't travel well; just as it can warp judgment, its absence can diminish memory's truth. What terrifies one generation is likely to bring only a puzzled smile to the next. --Arthur Miller, "Why I Wrote 'The Crucible'", The New Yorker, October 21, 1996
All opinions here are the brain-wrackings of Sabina C. Becker, unless otherwise credited. If you cite them, please give credit where due.
Suck it, haters. Feminism rocks!
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