…and gets epically popped:
Yeah, not a good idea to try to play “gotcha” with the former head of the FBI, punkin. For one thing, he’s a lot bigger than you. For another, he’s a registered Republican. And for a third, I doubt very much that he finds your silly antics cute.
Maybe Jacob Fucking Wohl should just stick to what he’s best at: Making shit up in “hipster coffee shops” on Twitter.
Orrrrr maybe not. I mean, how many inmates in federal pens get to do much tweeting, never mind drinking avolattes?