Fuck off, Melania.

I mean, what else is there to say to her little pity party here except that, and WOMP, WOMP?

Yeah, I’m sure she really IS the most bullied person in the world. Kids in Yemen are starving while the US’s lovely Saudi “allies” are bombing the shit out of them. Kids in Gaza are starving while the US’s lovely Israeli “allies” are bombing the shit out of them. Kids from Central America are being locked in cages while separated from their parents, who have all been tarred as criminals for daring to come in without puppy papers from countries that the US and its drug wars have turned into shitholes with no viable economies. And don’t forget all the refugees from the US who’ve been pouring across the border into my home and native land, because they know they’re not going to get anything resembling refuge in Gringolandia as long as Cheetolini is in charge. But noooooo, they all don’t count. Only Melania counts. Melania, who thought it fitting to model a Nazi villain’s costume from Raiders of the Lost Ark on her latest trip to Deepest Darkest Africa.

Oh, and that $40 rag of a graffiti raincoat she wore? Yeah, that was no accident, either. She did it just to be a straight-up bitch to the mainstream media because they’re not sucking her toes, or some such.

But yeah, she’s totally the most bullied person ON the world.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to see if I can find any pants with #BeBest written across the ass.

ETA: Maybe Randy can help me find some?

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