Julian Assange is Jerome Corsi’s talking snake

This is right up there on a par with “a talking snake made me eat that apple”, isn’t it:

No, really. This is what he said:

“They didn’t believe it,” he noted. “Jeannie Rhee, one of the prosecutors, said, ‘Dr. Corsi, you are asking us to believe that on an extended international flight with your wife for an anniversary, you had divine intervention and God inspired your mind and told you [Julian] Assange has Podesta’s emails, he’s going to dump them in October and they’ll be dumped in a serial fashion? Is that what you’re saying?’”

“I said, ‘I guess that’s about what I’m saying,” he recounted.

“Did they give the impression they were upset with you?” Melber asked. “Did they raise their voice?”

“Yes, stormed out of the room,” Corsi replied.

And no wonder. That’s the most blatant bit of bullshit I’ve heard out of a right-wing whackjob in quite some time.

If he’s sincere, then he’s certifiable and really should be hospitalized for whatever delusional condition he’s suffering from. But since he IS a right-wing whackjob, and lying is par for the course with them all — chronically and pathologically, and even about dead men who can’t defend themselves — I don’t for an instant believe he should go to the mental house for that. He needs to go to the BIG house, and leave the mental hospital beds to those who actually need them.

And with a little help from Robert Mueller, I’m pretty sure he will.

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