Tucker Fucking Carlson sure would. So much so that he dedicated an entire segment of his (shit)show — and an “expert”! — to them:
Watch out, Scotland, there’s a floppy-haired shitgibbon coming for your genderless gingerbread people!
But don’t worry. As we speak, I’m making some dick-shaped cookie cutters of my own here, so I can send Tucky a bag of genderbread. Because we all know he’s dying to eat it.