The Jeff Bezos divorce scandal just got juicier…

…and believe it or not, it’s NOT because of anything stupid or scandalous Jeff Bezos himself did, THIS time. It’s because there is reason to suspect that Donnie ordered someone — who, or how, is still unknown — to spy on him and furnish private and personal materials to the National Enquirer:

So, surprise surprise surpriiiiiise, Bezos’s illicit girlfriend has a brother who’s a Drumpfnik, and who could well be the nexus in all this:

Bezos’ personal investigators, led by his security consultant Gavin de Becker, have been focusing on Sanchez’s brother, according to a person familiar with the matter. The person wasn’t authorized to discuss the matter publicly and spoke on condition of anonymity.

Michael Sanchez is his sister’s manager, a Trump supporter and an acquaintance of Trump allies Roger Stone and Carter Page.

Sanchez did not immediately respond to an email seeking comment. In a tweet, he said de Becker “spreads fake, unhinged conservative conspiracy theories.”

Bezos detailed his blackmail allegations in an extraordinary blog post. The intimate photos at issue include a “below the belt selfie” of Bezos and several revealing photos of Sanchez, according to emails Bezos released of his exchanges with AMI.

“Of course I don’t want personal photos published, but I also won’t participate in their well-known practice of blackmail, political favors, political attacks, and corruption,” Bezos said in explaining his decision to go public. “I prefer to stand up, roll this log over, and see what crawls out.”

Something tells me that this relationship with “alive girl” Lauren is going to flame out rather spectacularly, onaccounta her brother is a deplorable piece of shit. But I sure am enjoying watching these fireworks, aren’t you? Because Jeff Bezos’s quarter-century marriage isn’t the only thing going down in a cloud of thick black smoke here. The National Enquirer and Donnie are going down with it, and I am here for ALL OF THIS:

And you know it’s gonna get exciting when no less than Ronan Farrow (who did great reporting on the celebrity side of #MeToo) is on the case, and has divulged that he, too, was subjected to a blackmail attempt in a (futile) bid to get him to stop reporting on the whole Schmier.

BTW, here’s the (lame) response of the Enquirer‘s parent company, and what it all means:

Yup, somebody knows he’s in deep legal dookie there. And is trying his hardest to weasel out of it, with little success.

PS: Special bonus for Canadians! If you ever wondered why our Nasty Pest sounded like the Enquirer at times, wonder no more…and check out who used to be on its board of directors. Yup. THIS GUY. And the current crop that’s still in there is not much better in terms of overal scuzziness, either.

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