For my dear British readers, my condolences on the results of your recent election. And a few words which may or may not comfort you, but which I’m sure you’ll find relatable, regardless:
It’s going to be a rough few years as the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party does what they’ve always done (i.e., fuck everyone over), so just know that you’re not alone. Ontario and Alberta, on this side of the pond, are definitely feeling your pain.