Quite possibly:
“Nicolás Maduro is implicated in the death of Kobe Bryant up to his eyeballs, because he [Bryant] was planning to recognize Juan Guaidó [as president of Venezuela] and to give him a reception in his home. It had to be said, and I said it.”
“I deleted it because the tweet didn’t accomplish its purpose and was misunderstood. I apologize to my followers.”
Meanwhile, the actual cause of death is the privileged stupidity of attempting to travel by helicopter when all other aircraft, including those of the local police, were grounded by heavy fog and poor visibility.
Meanwhile, Juan Fucking Guaidó is STILL not, in fact, president of anything.
