Ladies and gents (and nonbinary folx too), please give a big round of applause to Ethel Merman — sorry, uh, this wack-ass Drumpfnik woman here…
That would have been a much more rousing speech, I’m sure, if not for the muffed-up lyrics to “God Bless America”. Hell, I’m Canadian, and even I know that song better than she does.
But remember, folks, she’s patriotic out the wazoo…and before long, she will literally draw her last breath to protest something that doesn’t care how patriotic anyone is or is not.
(And that’s quite aside from all the unrelated sex stuff she seems to be so furious about.)