Madison Cawthorn was invited to WHAT?

I can well believe that Earthen Vessel Mads was invited to a coke-fueled orgy (this is DC Repukes we’re talking about, after all) — but all I can picture him doing is hoovering up all the white stuff and then spinning around in his wheelchair like mad (heh), screaming “I’m ready for the hookers, baby! Where the hookers at?”

And yes, the saddest part is that I can believe he would go, too.

PS: Hooboy, looks like someone’s in trouble:

Yeah, Maddy-boy, who invited you? Inquiring minds all over the world would love to know.

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