Y’okay. Before I get to today’s (stupid) story, here’s a little snippet — a rare moment of levity from one of my all-time favorite movies, just to set the tone for y’all:
Now. Why is this important? Uh, because Marjorie Fucking Taylor Fucking (soon-to-be-formerly) Greene has returned to Twitter with the Great Unbanning, and she has something, uh, IMPORTANT to say:
Yeah, that’s right. She decided to make her big comeback all about farts. The Turks have already shown why that was so fucking dumb, so here’s my (untweeted) contribution to the whole stink:
Stay in school, kids.
