Margie’s fartastic return to the tweeter

Y’okay. Before I get to today’s (stupid) story, here’s a little snippet — a rare moment of levity from one of my all-time favorite movies, just to set the tone for y’all:

Now. Why is this important? Uh, because Marjorie Fucking Taylor Fucking (soon-to-be-formerly) Greene has returned to Twitter with the Great Unbanning, and she has something, uh, IMPORTANT to say:

Yeah, that’s right. She decided to make her big comeback all about farts. The Turks have already shown why that was so fucking dumb, so here’s my (untweeted) contribution to the whole stink:

Stay in school, kids.

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