Hey! Did you hear that Donnie Drumpf had some big announcement or other that he was going to make? Well, he’s finally made it, and…it’s a wet fart. Ben Meiselas has the breakdown (and the laughably sad photos, too):
I can’t help being reminded of how grifty this guy’s presiduncy was from the get-go, when the White House homepage itself was covered with ads for shitty Donnie merch (and Melania™ wristwatches, too).
And here’s David Doel with some further details of just how ridiculous it is, in case the above wasn’t funny enough already:
You just know it’s pitiful when even the Newsmax sycophants can’t manage even to fake the tiniest bit of enthusiasm for it. Usually they’re all over everything he does like flies on a pile of dog turds. This latest grift, though, just doesn’t seem to be dazzling them.
Gee, I wonder why.
