Category Archives: Mobsters

Donnie’s tiny hands have blood on them (literally and figuratively)

Posted on January 18, 2024 by Sabina Becker

Hey, hi, hello, and Happy New Year! Take a good look at this, and tell me if you see what I see: Aside from the creepy contrast between his pale palms and his orange face, Donnie Drumpf’s little baby hands … Continue reading →

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Greta Thunberg pwns sex trafficker, then gets him popped

Posted on December 29, 2022 by Sabina Becker

First, there was a tweet: Then, there was a riposte: And then, there was a (predictably) lame video clapback, several hours later: …which, thanks to the appearance of the Romanian pizza boxes, resulted in a long-overdue arrest: Romanian prosecutors said … Continue reading →

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Guess who Donnie’s biggest fear is…

Posted on January 27, 2020 by Sabina Becker

Have you guessed it already? If not, let David Doel fill you in: Lev Parnas’s legal team really deserves a big chef’s kiss for that recording, BTW. Maybe Bernie will give it to them after he wins the primaries. Because … Continue reading →

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Donnie, the pantsless “god-emperor”

Posted on November 9, 2019 by Sabina Becker

OMG, you have GOT to hear this: And when even people who aren’t doctors can see that something is wrong with him, something is WRONG with him: “I am not qualified to diagnose the president’s mental acuity,” the author writes, … Continue reading →

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Donnie’s marbles are rapidly circling the drain

Posted on November 4, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Need evidence? Here’s Exhibit A: And here’s Exhibit B: Just babbling, and platitudes, and more babbling, and mobsterish extortion, and so much nonsense about making deals, and OMG muh ego! This is the foreign policy of Donnie J. Drumpf. And … Continue reading →

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Music for a Sunday: This is my only escape from it all

Posted on August 18, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Don’t come any closer, I don’t wanna feel.

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Busting the Epstein conspiracy theories

Posted on August 16, 2019 by Sabina Becker

If by any chance you believed that Jeffrey Epstein’s rich, powerful former cronies had him killed in order to keep him quiet, you might want to calm down, wipe away that lather, and watch this: Don’t worry, people, this legal … Continue reading →

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The Epstein case: What we now know (and what the likeliest scenario is)

Posted on August 12, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Welp. It’s a rare day when I’ll actually give Marco Fucking Rubio credit as being a voice of reason. But today I’ll do it, because just this once, the shoe fits: Yeah, folks, there’s no need to formulate elaborate conspiracy … Continue reading →

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Jeffrey Epstein had WHAT?

Posted on July 16, 2019 by Sabina Becker

All those CDs of nude photos of young girls aren’t the only shocking thing found at the home of Donnie’s crooked, pimpy pal: Yup, that’s right. He had a SAUDI PASSPORT: The government revealed the expansion of the case at … Continue reading →

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Is Donnie a cocaine trafficker?

Posted on May 11, 2019 by Sabina Becker

David Cay Johnston thinks so, and when such a reliable author does that, you really do have to wonder… “…and Donald, if you’re listening, and you think I’ve slandered you, SUE ME.” Bwahahahahaha, that took ‘nads to say. Let’s see … Continue reading →

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