Category Archives: Shysters

Busting the Epstein conspiracy theories

If by any chance you believed that Jeffrey Epstein’s rich, powerful former cronies had him killed in order to keep him quiet, you might want to calm down, wipe away that lather, and watch this: Don’t worry, people, this legal … Continue reading

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How could Jeffrey Epstein kill himself in jail?

Easily. According to Jeanne Theoharis, interviewed here, the conditions in the facility where he was being held, pending trial, were atrocious: And let’s not forget that he was in solitary…a fact that’s significant in itself. A mentally healthy individual would … Continue reading

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Mike Cernovich is a total wimp

WOMP, womp: Okay, now that we’ve had our little fun at his expense, there’s a couple of things that need to be said here: First off, Mikey, m’dude, you are NOT a “public figure”. You’re a public laughingstock; there is … Continue reading

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Is Donnie a cocaine trafficker?

David Cay Johnston thinks so, and when such a reliable author does that, you really do have to wonder… “…and Donald, if you’re listening, and you think I’ve slandered you, SUE ME.” Bwahahahahaha, that took ‘nads to say. Let’s see … Continue reading

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What we’ve learned from the Cohen hearings (so far)

I feel like doing a roundup today, so here we go. First off, we learn that Cohen was a take-the-money-and-run kind of guy: Yeah, that’s right: Novartis PAID him to influence Donnie, but he just took their money for (apparently) … Continue reading

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Michael Cohen buries Donnie

You wanna see damning testimony? I got yer damning testimony riiiiiight here: Yes, that’s right…Donnie DID meet with all those Russkies he claims never to have met with. And all in the hopes of building a “tower” in Moscow that … Continue reading

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Economics professor explains Venezuela’s capitalist putsch

…as well as the Green New Deal, and the hullabaloo surrounding it: Prof. Wolff points out that hyperinflation is a capitalist problem, not a socialist one. He also points out that the original Roosevelt New Deal was not the cause … Continue reading

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Roger Ratfuck gets ratfucked by other ratfuckers

Oh look, it’s a Kilkenny Cat Fight! This is positively delicious, isn’t it? They’re all turning against each other and eating their own. And I am here for all of it. For the record, though, I’m Team None Of Them.

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In which Farron Cousins “thanks” Donnie

Ah yes. Remember that special 800 number you can call to “thank President Trump”? Well, Farron Cousins of Ring of Fire fame did just that. And hooboy, did HE get an earful: Yes, that’s right. It wasn’t about thanking Donnie … Continue reading

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NY subway videographer describes racist incident on the train

Juan Ayala, a.k.a. Plátano Man, relives the moment when he caught a “crazy” racist being “crazy” (i.e., racist) on a New York city subway train car full of Asians. Ayala was later caught on video by somebody else, taking the … Continue reading

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