Category Archives: Newspeak is Nospeak

A few random thoughts on a former general

I have a terrible confession to make: When the news of the Petraeus sex scandal broke this past week, my first reaction was to chuckle. Not in the usual “ha ha, another cheatypants got caught, serves him right” sense (although … Continue reading

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How DID Simón Bolívar die?

A lifelike reconstruction of Simón Bolívar’s face, based on the skeletal remains from his tomb. It looks recognizably close to his many official likenesses. Further to yesterday’s evisceration of Daniel Wallis’s shitty snarkathon at the expense of one democratically elected … Continue reading

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How NOT to write about Venezuela, part umpteen hundred and umpty-ump

Class, your attention please. We have a very special guest today showing us what crappy coverage of a certain South American country looks like. Daniel Wallis of Reuters, please come forward… Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez unveiled a 3D image of South … Continue reading

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Arafat: Poisoned, but by whom?

I first learned about this story via Aporrea, two days ago. The Latin American alternative and independent media, as well as state channels in progressive countries like Venezuela, have been all over this hot potato like melted butter, since Palestinian … Continue reading

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Music for a Sunday: A telephone that never rings

Following this week’s explosive news of a certain famous Scientologist finding himself the sudden recipient of a divorce filing (and the cult once more finding itself in damage-control mode), this song kept running through my head. I’m sure you’ll agree … Continue reading

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Google gets evil in Cuba

Well, well, well. What have we here? Someone trying to turn Cuba into a closed society…and it ain’t Fidel Castro! Cuba on Tuesday accused Google of “outrageous censorship” after the US internet giant blocked access to a web traffic analysis … Continue reading

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Memo to the media: it’s PSYCHOPATH, not “porn star”!

Luca Rocco Magnotta, né Eric Clinton Newman, auditions (unsuccessfully) for a reality show called Cover Guy, in which gay models compete for an underwear-modelling gig. As you can see, he’s not that impressive a physical specimen; very vacuous, very obviously … Continue reading

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Here come da bafflegab

Look what landed in my e-mail box today, in re: ACTA (and its equally scuzzy Canadian equivalent): Dear Sabina, I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your electronic correspondence dated May 15, 2012 regarding bill C-11: … Continue reading

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What happens when local news gets decimated

When local channels are no longer locally run, but just part of some big corporate conglomerate, bad things happen. Bad things like this: CHCH’s vice-president of news Mike Katrycz said he believes the station ultimately aired around a minute of … Continue reading

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Who needs an editor? Not Fidel…

…but the unnamed snotball who wrote this for the Canadian Press? Oh yes. Look, CP presstitute-person, whoever you are, hiding behind your tradition of unsigned editorial cowardice…I understand that you may not like Fidel Castro, but it’s still a fact … Continue reading

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