Category Archives: The Bern

Nazi hate comes for Bernie

Don’t blink, or you’ll miss it. Remember what happened the last time people shut their eyes to a turd in the political punchbowl? Some people do: The perpetrator has a name and a face, by the way. It’s this guy: … Continue reading

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Guess who Donnie’s biggest fear is…

Have you guessed it already? If not, let David Doel fill you in: Lev Parnas’s legal team really deserves a big chef’s kiss for that recording, BTW. Maybe Bernie will give it to them after he wins the primaries. Because … Continue reading

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Hillary puts her foot in it (again)

Open mouth wide, insert Ferragamo — Her Royal Clintoness has (mis)spoken. David Doel breaks it all down: Yeah, that happened. Hillary forgot who busted his ass to help her win the popular vote by a full 3 million votes (only … Continue reading

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It’s official…

…Bernie has been endorsed by three of the boldest progressives in the Congress: And even more encouragingly (and touchingly), here’s the story behind those endorsements: As the 78-year-old Sanders laid in a hospital bed in Nevada after a heart attack, … Continue reading

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Dear Ellen: Lame excuses are lame.

Yes, I said the L-word. LAME. As in won’t go anywhere, haven’t a leg to stand on, and won’t even crawl, let alone fly. But do go on: She the addressed the criticism she faced because of being seen laughing … Continue reading

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Compare and Contrast: Boris vs. Bernie

A couple of vignettes here, courtesy of The Rational National, to show you just what differing styles Boris Johnson and Bernie Sanders have: When a police cadet shows signs of distress behind him, Boris just keeps rambling on about his … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: Can the WaPo even count?

I mean, even a grade schooler can see that Bernie was right. And 8 million people isn’t exactly chicken feed.

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Does Tucker Carlson have a man-crush?

I dunno, but I think he might… Eeeeeewwwwwwwww. Yeah, this is one of those moments where you go “WTF, straight people?” even though you are a straight person. Of course, I don’t expect Bowtie Boy to understand this, because he’s … Continue reading

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Who’s afraid of the big, bad Bern?

Who else, who else, WHO ELSE??? I’m actually surprised that FUX Snooze gave Bernie such a fair treatment. And did you hear the audience roar at the prospect of medicare for all? (That would be at 4:20 or thereabouts.) And … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: The Washington Post’s poker face slips

“Democracy Dies in Darkness”…except at the Washington Post, where they garrote it in broad daylight.

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