Category Archives: Law-Law Land

LET THEM FIGHT: Basement pisser sues Malaysian fascist and bogus news outlet for libel

Posted on March 7, 2024 by Sabina Becker

Hey y’all, you might want to start buying stock in Orville Redenbacher again. Why? Oh, no particular reason… …okay, maybe ONE good reason: Yeah, that’s right, bitchez. This is happening. Not just two, but THREE of the worst entities in … Continue reading →

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A must-see confrontation

Posted on February 29, 2024 by Sabina Becker

Unless you’ve been living under a lichen-covered rock in the woods, you’ve probably heard by now of Nex Benedict, the indigenous transgender high-schooler in Owasso, Oklahoma, who died of a brain injury on February 8 of this year, shortly after … Continue reading →

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Old fart rips one at gasbag dinner

Posted on July 14, 2023 by Sabina Becker

Come for the hilarity, stay for the unfunny reality: Yes, that fart-fight at the food-fest was funny…but what’s not funny is the misinformation that Bobby Kennedy Jr. is spreading. And he’s a fucking environmental lawyer! He knows better, or should … Continue reading →

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Hubris sinks the Titan, just as it did the Titanic (and the other Titan!)

Posted on June 25, 2023 by Sabina Becker

Back in 1898, Morgan Robertson published The Wreck of the Titan: Or, Futility — a novel depicting the sinking of an “unsinkable” ocean liner, of then-unprecedented size and “innovative” safety features that are touted as infallible, but which collectively prove … Continue reading →

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Who is funding this “university”?

Posted on May 20, 2023 by Sabina Becker

Hey! Remember Bari Weiss’s vanity “university” (note quotes, there for a reason)? Surprisingly, it’s not dead yet. But maybe it will soon die of shame. The Majority Report crew has made a stunning finding, which may not surprise you so … Continue reading →

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January 6, 2021–Dear Diary: Felt cute today. Might commit terrorism later.

Posted on May 9, 2023 by Sabina Becker

Welp, looks like somebody’s not as cute as she thought she was, now. Her ex-boyfriend identified her to the FBI, and she’s been ID’d — pink beret, faux pearls, ribbon bow, UwU and all: And if that’s not sweet enough … Continue reading →

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Donnie’s grossness knows no bounds.

Posted on May 7, 2023 by Sabina Becker

Think Donnie’s not capable of committing sexual assault? I can assure you that he is, and he’s also capable of degrading his victims in the ugliest manner. Which is, incidentally, just what’s at issue in the E. Jean Carroll civil … Continue reading →

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London Police wrongfully arrested Keffals. Now, she’s fighting back.

Posted on May 4, 2023 by Sabina Becker

Remember when the London (Ontario) Police’s SWAT team swooped down on Clara Sorrenti, AKA Keffals, on the basis of a fake gun threat last year? And how they arrested her and mistreated her while she was in custody? Well, she … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Purity culture run amuck

Posted on May 2, 2023 by Sabina Becker

David Pakman has found something that will make you yell “What? Dafuq???“ all day long: Yeah. That’s right. Thanks to the idiocy that is purity culture, this clueless Christian couple were so ignorant about orgasms and how (cis) women’s bodies … Continue reading →

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Crowdy’s getting divorced!

Posted on April 26, 2023 by Sabina Becker

Oh. My. GAWD. Could my Schadenfreude get any more schadenfreudig? Yup: And if you’re wondering why I’m so goshdarn schadenfreudig, here, have another video — one that explains the root causes of my Schadenfreude most succinctly. Yeah. Remember when Crowdy … Continue reading →