Category Archives: Dweebs

Heeeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Ash Sarkar dissects the latest right-wing moral panic over something that doesn’t really exist — i.e., kids who identify as animals. It’s especially hilarious when “journalists” start offering to pay for accounts by supposedly exasperated parents of such children. It’s … Continue reading

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Yet another public homophobe gets busted for most predictable reason ever

Hey! Remember Ethan Schmidt, that “Christian” guy (note quotes, there for a reason) who harasses chemo patients in wig shops and retail employees over Pride flags and merchandise, and tries to monetize it by posting his stupidities to the internets? … Continue reading

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Incel from Down Under declares war on candy

In case you haven’t yet had a chance to laugh your ass off at Nick Adams, self-styled “Alpha Male”, here’s your chance to see the barely sentient doughball behind all those tweets about Hooters, and hear him squeak: Some may … Continue reading

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Boer boor gets booers at bootlicker’s show

Emma Vigeland and Co. on the Majority Report dissect what went down at Dave Chappelle’s “comedy” show the other night. (Note the quotes — as usual, there for a reason.) Sounds like a good time was had by almost none … Continue reading

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So long, Elon, and thanks for NOTHING.

Welp, folkies, I’m finally doing it. I’m leaving Twitter. Initially I didn’t intend to, but when they abruptly locked me out of my own account for saying “Honkies”, that was it for me. I couldn’t be arsed to try to … Continue reading

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Chuds celebrate attack on Paul Pelosi, but…

Before we begin, I just want to say that I have no love for Nancy Fucking Pelosi, and haven’t cared for her since she defended Dubya Bush against the truth as told by Chavecito. That said, violent assaults shouldn’t be … Continue reading

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Bowtie Boy is gross

I’m sorry, I meant to write that he’s a closet perv who probably likes watching teenage girls doing what they’d never do with him. Okay, guys, take it away, please: Given the right-wing penchant for smearing any and all detractors … Continue reading

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Juvenile terrorist has a ridiculous new legal defence

Jayzus. I’m sensing a theme here with these racist guys: Yup, he was hunting humans, too. Pretty sure they’re not granting hunting licences for that. Even if the cops made approving noises at him initially, the fact is, this shit’s … Continue reading

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Who is “Q”? A weird weeaboo.

I actually did see this coming — did you? Yup…that goofy little whoopsy grin is your mask-off moment right there. Ding! Of course, it’s been an ill-kept secret for over a year now that Ron Watkins (and/or his father, Jim) … Continue reading

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