Category Archives: The United States of Amnesia

Charlie Angus kicks Donnie’s ass (and Petey Bunnyfur’s, too)

Posted on December 11, 2024 by Sabina Becker

You know you’ve arrived when Meidas Touch — a fast-growing progressive news channel that’s got Donnie running scared — has deemed a speech from the House of Commons to be newsworthy south of the 49th Parallel. Ladies and gents (and … Continue reading →

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Insurance CEO shooting motive discovered

Posted on December 5, 2024 by Sabina Becker

Oh the horror! Oh the humanity! Headlines screamed: A cold-blooded murder in Manhattan! Insurance company CEO shot in the early morning, just as he was headed for an investor conference! Gunman still on the loose! Well, I don’t know who … Continue reading →

Posted in Filthy Stinking Rich, Human Rights FAIL, Not So Compassionate Conservatism, She Blinded Me With Science, The United States of Amnesia | Comments Off

Donnie plays a working man for Halloween

Posted on October 31, 2024 by Sabina Becker

Happy end of October! And here, right in time for Halloween, is Donnie, looking more jack-o’-lanterny than ever: Yep, his vest matches his makeup. And even without the added sound effects, it’s hilarious to see him fumble the door handle … Continue reading →

Posted in Der Drumpf, Environmentally Ill, Fascism WITH Swastikas, Pissing Jesus Off, Puerto Rico, Gente Pobre, The Hardcore Stupid, The United States of Amnesia | Comments Off

Who shot at Donnie Drumpf?

Posted on July 16, 2024 by Sabina Becker

Hey, everyone. Notice I didn’t just say “Who shot Donnie Drumpf?” That’s because Donnie wasn’t in fact shot. He was shot AT, for sure, and struck by shattered glass from a teleprompter that one of the stray bullets aimed in … Continue reading →

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Former Israeli security chief says the unthinkable

Posted on June 29, 2024 by Sabina Becker

You think you’ve heard everything, and then something comes and smacks you upside the head with the fact that you ain’t heard NOTHIN’ yet. Sam and Emma have an incredible clip for us: “We shall not have security as long … Continue reading →

Posted in Angry Pacifist Speaks Her Mind, Fascism Without Swastikas, Gazing on Gaza, If You REALLY Care, Isn't It Ironic?, Israelly Uncool, The United States of Amnesia, The War on Terra | Comments Off

Russia imports North America’s worst people…or tries to

Posted on June 10, 2024 by Sabina Becker

Is Czar Vladimir the Terrible getting desperate for warm bodies to boost his failing, fascist-imperialist war on Ukraine? It would appear so. He’s actively trying to recruit some of the worst people in the US: Yeah. He tried to bring … Continue reading →

Posted in Corruptos, Crapagandarati, Fascism Without Swastikas, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Illegal?, Spooks, Teh Russkies, The Hardcore Stupid, The United States of Amnesia, Ukraine, Ikraine, WeAllKraine | Comments Off

Conspiracy wanks take advantage of an accident…

Posted on March 27, 2024 by Sabina Becker

…or, it’s a day ending in -day, and the most gormless buffoons in the US of Amnesia are just at it again, as usual: Yeah, that’s right. Not even 24 hours after the container ship Dali hit the Francis Scott … Continue reading →

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LET THEM FIGHT: Basement pisser sues Malaysian fascist and bogus news outlet for libel

Posted on March 7, 2024 by Sabina Becker

Hey y’all, you might want to start buying stock in Orville Redenbacher again. Why? Oh, no particular reason… …okay, maybe ONE good reason: Yeah, that’s right, bitchez. This is happening. Not just two, but THREE of the worst entities in … Continue reading →

Posted in Crapagandarati, Fascism Without Swastikas, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Illegal?, Karma 1, Dogma 0, Law-Law Land, Let Them Fight!, Men Who Just Don't Get It, Schadenfreude, Sick Frickin' Bastards, The United States of Amnesia | Comments Off

A must-see confrontation

Posted on February 29, 2024 by Sabina Becker

Unless you’ve been living under a lichen-covered rock in the woods, you’ve probably heard by now of Nex Benedict, the indigenous transgender high-schooler in Owasso, Oklahoma, who died of a brain injury on February 8 of this year, shortly after … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullies, Crapagandarati, Fascism Without Swastikas, Heroes for Today, Human Rights FAIL, If You REALLY Care, Isn't That Illegal?, Isn't That Terrorism?, Law-Law Land, Not So Compassionate Conservatism, Teh Ghey, Teh Injunz, The Bold and the Badass, The Hardcore Stupid, The Trans, The United States of Amnesia | Comments Off

Bowtie Boy gets Russia hysterically wrong

Posted on February 27, 2024 by Sabina Becker

So. I guess you must have heard of a certain “journalist” from the US of Amnesia, who recently decided to show all his countrymen how their “leftist” (really, just very lukewarmly liberal) values have ensured the “fall of Western Civilization”, … Continue reading →