Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Crappy weekend and a very crappy New Year, everyone! Yes, I’m resurrecting the wanklist — at least for one special edition. We’ll see if I have the energy to keep it going next year, eh? So let’s get to it, … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! So, I guess you all heard that Donnie wants a yuge, yuge, YUGE military parade in honor of his…what? His shrivelled cheese stick, maybe? Well, whatever. I’m happy to oblige him with a parade of sorts. And … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend,everyone! Hope you like the sound of clock-radios going off and “I Got You, Babe” coming on, because you’re going to be hearing that a lot today. Yes, the groundhog has poked his sleepy head out of his hibernation … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, it’s been just over a year now since Donnie took office like a kid with his fat little fingers in the candy jar, and the verdict is in: He can’t president for shit! He lies chronically … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And an especially crappy one to all the folks from what Donnie has characterized, in his quaint and charming, oh-so-refined colloquial way, as “shithole countries”. Coming from someone who heads up a country most famous, recently, for … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! I dunno about you, but I’m feeling awfully dumb and unstable lately. Kidding! I’m just doing what comes naturally to SOMEone who shall (at least for now) go unnamed…namely, lying my ass off. Yes, it’s been one … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And an especially crappy one to everyone who’s being hit with rotten winter weather right now. Just remember, folks, Donnie the Cuck says global warming isn’t happening! Which goes to show you how much HE knows. And … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a crappy New Year to one and all. Welp, kiddies, it’s getting down to the wire…last wankapedia of what was, indubitably, a very shitty year. One I’ll be glad to see the back of. Along with … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! We’re getting down to the wire…it’s Christmas Eve Eve Eve, and you know what that means? Right: PANIC! No, I’m not talking about all you last-minute shoppers out there. I’m talking about these all-the-time shitheads, who are … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! It’s now less than ten days till Xmas, and you know what I’m singing? That’s right…it’s the most blunderful time of the year! And here’s who bumbled their way onto my shitlist this week, in no particular … Continue reading →