Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Missing Link relieved that mass-murdering son at least isn’t gay

Srsly. You have to see this to believe it, and even then, you might not believe a word of it. David Doel has the deets: And here’s a snip from the Daily Beast: Aldrich, Brink, and Aldrich’s mother, Laura Voepel, … Continue reading

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Russian anti-American propaganda is truly insane

Here in Canada, it’s practically an unofficial national sport to make fun of our neighbors to the south. But here’s the thing: We do it with facts, because we live right above that fucking crackhouse. We see everything that goes … Continue reading

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A hurricane of capitalist stupidity

Here’s David Doel with an unbelievable story…and yet it’s totally believable, considering it’s a case of Florida Woman just being Florida Woman:

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The latest tool in white supremacists’ arsenal? RAPE.

This had my jaw hanging off its hinges, but as you’ll see in a moment, it’s all too real: Here’s the story under discussion, from Vice: A former Marine accused of being in a neo-Nazi group called “Rapekrieg” planned to … Continue reading

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Cops Behaving Badly: The Utter Chickenshits of Uvalde

Do cops have the obligation to stop a massacre and rescue the survivors? Shockingly, at least in Texas, the answer appears to be NO. Jeff Waldorf breaks it down: So, they not only sat with one thumb up their bungholes … Continue reading

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Madison Cawthorn was invited to WHAT?

I can well believe that Earthen Vessel Mads was invited to a coke-fueled orgy (this is DC Repukes we’re talking about, after all) — but all I can picture him doing is hoovering up all the white stuff and then … Continue reading

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Father of the Year can’t open bean can, turns out to be a Nazi

Film at 11…or whenever you’re watching this: Happy New Year, by the way. I missed you, too. Now, back to our irregularly scheduled rant: HOW DAMN HARD IS IT (she yelled, sorry) FOR A GROWN-ASS MAN TO JUST OPEN A … Continue reading

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Alex Jones reaches a whole new height of bonkers…

…and that’s really saying something, because this is the man who stripped down to his underoos during a child-custody hearing in which he was, strangely, NOT stripped of custody, much less visitation rights. But now he’s not just into weird … Continue reading

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Hillary puts her foot in it (again)

Open mouth wide, insert Ferragamo — Her Royal Clintoness has (mis)spoken. David Doel breaks it all down: Yeah, that happened. Hillary forgot who busted his ass to help her win the popular vote by a full 3 million votes (only … Continue reading

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Poopy.

Another day, another dump from Donnie. So what’s new? Yeah, that’s right. Donnie thinks the most pressing water problem is…a lack of water pressure due to too much environmental regulation? Never mind that nobody asked for this. Never mind that … Continue reading

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