Category Archives: Crapagandarati

Donnie loses Nobel Peace Prize to an unworthy sycophant

“Fellow deputies, I propose that we eliminate ordinary parliamentary sessions, because I don’t mix with ordinary people.” –MariCori, saying the silent part out loud. I have a confession to make: I was fully expecting Donnie NOT to get the Nobel … Continue reading

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BBC gets knocked in the kneecaps over Glastonbury censorship

‘Tis the season for music festivals. (Well, except for the “Hetero Awesome” kind, because they suck a whole bag of dicks, in the most “no homo” way possible.) And of course, in the long proud tradition of music festivals, there … Continue reading

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J.D. Vance isn’t just a couchfucker…

…he’s also a dirty rotten liar: Too bad for him that someone caught the actual conversation on video, and the child was not distressed by the protesters. And in addition to that, look at how he treated his little human … Continue reading

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British journalist exposes true nature of Magdeburg market attacker

So, you may have heard that a man from Saudi Arabia deliberately crashed his car into a crowded holiday market in the eastern German city of Magdeburg yesterday. The death toll currently stands at five people, with at least 200 … Continue reading

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Who shot at Donnie Drumpf?

Hey, everyone. Notice I didn’t just say “Who shot Donnie Drumpf?” That’s because Donnie wasn’t in fact shot. He was shot AT, for sure, and struck by shattered glass from a teleprompter that one of the stray bullets aimed in … Continue reading

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Left coalition wins big in French run-off

Liberté, égalité, fraternité…et la victoire de l’unité? Mais oui! Le voici… Pardonnez mon anglais, but DAMN. That’s some real beauté right there! I was biting my nails on the first round, when it looked like Nazism was going to be … Continue reading

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Russia imports North America’s worst people…or tries to

Is Czar Vladimir the Terrible getting desperate for warm bodies to boost his failing, fascist-imperialist war on Ukraine? It would appear so. He’s actively trying to recruit some of the worst people in the US: Yeah. He tried to bring … Continue reading

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Conspiracy wanks take advantage of an accident…

…or, it’s a day ending in -day, and the most gormless buffoons in the US of Amnesia are just at it again, as usual: Yeah, that’s right. Not even 24 hours after the container ship Dali hit the Francis Scott … Continue reading

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LET THEM FIGHT: Basement pisser sues Malaysian fascist and bogus news outlet for libel

Hey y’all, you might want to start buying stock in Orville Redenbacher again. Why? Oh, no particular reason… …okay, maybe ONE good reason: Yeah, that’s right, bitchez. This is happening. Not just two, but THREE of the worst entities in … Continue reading

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A must-see confrontation

Unless you’ve been living under a lichen-covered rock in the woods, you’ve probably heard by now of Nex Benedict, the indigenous transgender high-schooler in Owasso, Oklahoma, who died of a brain injury on February 8 of this year, shortly after … Continue reading

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