Category Archives: Headline Howlers

Headline Howler: The NYT’s epidumbic moment

Won’t someone please think of all the crapitalists (and the taxes they’re not paying)? I’m sure that even without the highlight, you could see what the fuck was so wrong with this headline.

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Headline Howler: Just another day of FUX Snooze bass-ackwardness

Oh looky, widdle Tucky-wucky made a widdle fucky-wucky: Oh sorry! That’s just business as usual at FUX Snooze, where jobs depend on an endless capacity for inverting reality. Or, as they call it, being “Fair and Balanced”.

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Headline Howler: Can the WaPo even count?

I mean, even a grade schooler can see that Bernie was right. And 8 million people isn’t exactly chicken feed.

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Headline Howler: The Washington Post’s poker face slips

“Democracy Dies in Darkness”…except at the Washington Post, where they garrote it in broad daylight.

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Headline Howler: In which Jordan Peterson falls victim to irony

Yes, dangerous people are indeed teaching your kids. And here’s one of the more obvious ones. Well done, PragerU, for exposing him! (And yourselves, too. Ewwwww.)

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Headline Howler: In which FUX Snooze inadvertently gets something right

Yup, I’d say that’s an accurate answer to the question.

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Headline Howler: The truth inadvertently slips out

Finally, some honest reporting of what’s wrong with Donnie! I’m sure you couldn’t think of a better Freudian slip if you tried, eh?

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Headline Howler: FUX Snooze finally gets an accurate chyron

Finally, FUX Snooze accidentally lets slip just how useless and worthless their crap is. Makes sense really, since it panders to a literally dying demographic, namely cranky old white men who like to gawk at leggy young blondes. But in … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: A big fail from the Daily Mail

I know it’s been a long time since I’ve posted a Headline Howler (so many to choose from, LE SIGH), but today, I saw this future classic on Remi Kanazi’s Facebook page: Dear Daily Fail: I am a timid gardener. … Continue reading

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“El Colombia” is captured!

A photo of “El Colombia”, real name Leiva Padilla Mendoza, is shown on Venezuelan state channel VTV. A little BIG good news, and a major break in the Robert Serra assassination. Caracol reports that the chief paramilitary suspect has been … Continue reading

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