Category Archives: The “Well, DUH!” Files

Headline Howler: The NYT’s epidumbic moment

Won’t someone please think of all the crapitalists (and the taxes they’re not paying)? I’m sure that even without the highlight, you could see what the fuck was so wrong with this headline.

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Donnie, the pantsless “god-emperor”

OMG, you have GOT to hear this: And when even people who aren’t doctors can see that something is wrong with him, something is WRONG with him: “I am not qualified to diagnose the president’s mental acuity,” the author writes, … Continue reading

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PPC now officially Nazi.

In case anyone had any doubt, this happened: The story: Coquitlam–Port Coquitlam candidate Brian Misera said he was tired of being called a Nazi. He posted a series of videos on Twitter Sept. 10, calling on the party — and … Continue reading

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The latest wizdumb from Donnie is…

…something that sounds like a bad joke, and it IS bad, but it’s no joke: Yup. The Very Stable Genius had a brainfart, and one that was already shot down at the height of the Cold War: During one hurricane … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: Can the WaPo even count?

I mean, even a grade schooler can see that Bernie was right. And 8 million people isn’t exactly chicken feed.

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Cops Behaving Badly: Because fuck the Hamilton Police, that’s why.

Yeah, this actually happened. And here’s how it was reported. Note the discrepancy: Hamilton police are investigating a physical confrontation between two opposing groups at the Hamilton Pride festival at Gage Park on Saturday. Jackie Penman, a Hamilton police spokesperson, … Continue reading

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Donnie poses for selfies with alleged massage parlor madam

Be it known that I say “alleged” only for legal reasons here. My mind is pretty made up as to what sort of person this woman is already: I mean, a gold, rhinestone-encrusted MAGA clutch purse? That is one tacky-ass … Continue reading

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Fascist Brazilian president’s son has a small dick

Oh my, how embarrassing. And now, the whole world is going to find it out, because here it comes in English… Patrícia Lélis, ex-girlfriend of Eduardo, the son of Jair Bolsonaro, decided to respond to a tweet by PC Siqueira … Continue reading

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Donnie’s followers have manhood issues

…and that’s putting it very politely: And this, conservative men, is why women won’t date you. It’s because you’re trying to overcompensate for your rusty ol’ junk (which in Donnie’s case is a tiny mushroom), and what you’re doing is … Continue reading

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Donnie gets Drumpfed by North Korea!

I’m not sure how to feel over this. On the one hand, one more country with nukes is ALWAYS bad news (no country should have them, fucking DUH). On the other…it looks so good on Donnie that he got screwed … Continue reading

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