Category Archives: Der Drumpf

Donnie plays a working man for Halloween

Posted on October 31, 2024 by Sabina Becker

Happy end of October! And here, right in time for Halloween, is Donnie, looking more jack-o’-lanterny than ever: Yep, his vest matches his makeup. And even without the added sound effects, it’s hilarious to see him fumble the door handle … Continue reading →

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Who shot at Donnie Drumpf?

Posted on July 16, 2024 by Sabina Becker

Hey, everyone. Notice I didn’t just say “Who shot Donnie Drumpf?” That’s because Donnie wasn’t in fact shot. He was shot AT, for sure, and struck by shattered glass from a teleprompter that one of the stray bullets aimed in … Continue reading →

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Donnie’s tiny hands have blood on them (literally and figuratively)

Posted on January 18, 2024 by Sabina Becker

Hey, hi, hello, and Happy New Year! Take a good look at this, and tell me if you see what I see: Aside from the creepy contrast between his pale palms and his orange face, Donnie Drumpf’s little baby hands … Continue reading →

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Think Repugs aren’t fascist? Think again.

Posted on June 13, 2023 by Sabina Becker

It’s taken the experts awhile (think 20 whole fucking years), but finally, at least some of them are saying what I’ve been saying here all along. Namely, that the former party of Lincoln has come out the anus of Mussolini: … Continue reading →

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January 6, 2021–Dear Diary: Felt cute today. Might commit terrorism later.

Posted on May 9, 2023 by Sabina Becker

Welp, looks like somebody’s not as cute as she thought she was, now. Her ex-boyfriend identified her to the FBI, and she’s been ID’d — pink beret, faux pearls, ribbon bow, UwU and all: And if that’s not sweet enough … Continue reading →

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Donnie’s grossness knows no bounds.

Posted on May 7, 2023 by Sabina Becker

Think Donnie’s not capable of committing sexual assault? I can assure you that he is, and he’s also capable of degrading his victims in the ugliest manner. Which is, incidentally, just what’s at issue in the E. Jean Carroll civil … Continue reading →

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FUX Snooze loses again, this time Down Under

Posted on April 25, 2023 by Sabina Becker

You may not have heard of this yet (I certainly hadn’t, as I’m here in Canada, eh?), but Ben Meiselas has, and he’s got the juicy legal details: The latest news links on this are from four days ago, so … Continue reading →

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FUX Snooze flounders, settles, then fires Bowtie Boy

Posted on April 25, 2023 by Sabina Becker

Hooboy, it’s been a bumpy past several days — and have things ever been galumphing along since last week, when FUX Snooze suddenly settled a defamation suit, filed against them by Dominion Voting Systems, for half the amount initially demanded. … Continue reading →

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Every conservative accusation is a confession, Ali Alexander edition

Posted on April 18, 2023 by Sabina Becker

Jesse Dollemore has an absolutely delicious (and sickening) bit of poop on one of the biggest turds in the MAGA movement, a guy who was a leading organizer behind the “Stop the Steal” rally that terrorized Washington, DC, on January … Continue reading →

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Debunking the “lab leak” theory of COVID-19

Posted on March 22, 2023 by Sabina Becker

There’s been an awful lot of clownery going down over the last three years in the US of Amnesia concerning the origins of SARS-CoV-2, the coronavirus that devastated the world from late 2019 onwards (and is still sickening and killing … Continue reading →