Category Archives: Farts

Donnie’s tiny hands have blood on them (literally and figuratively)

Posted on January 18, 2024 by Sabina Becker

Hey, hi, hello, and Happy New Year! Take a good look at this, and tell me if you see what I see: Aside from the creepy contrast between his pale palms and his orange face, Donnie Drumpf’s little baby hands … Continue reading →

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Old fart rips one at gasbag dinner

Posted on July 14, 2023 by Sabina Becker

Come for the hilarity, stay for the unfunny reality: Yes, that fart-fight at the food-fest was funny…but what’s not funny is the misinformation that Bobby Kennedy Jr. is spreading. And he’s a fucking environmental lawyer! He knows better, or should … Continue reading →

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Margie’s fartastic return to the tweeter

Posted on November 30, 2022 by Sabina Becker

Y’okay. Before I get to today’s (stupid) story, here’s a little snippet — a rare moment of levity from one of my all-time favorite movies, just to set the tone for y’all: Now. Why is this important? Uh, because Marjorie … Continue reading →

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J.K. Rowling got WHAT?

Posted on March 25, 2022 by Sabina Becker

I have no idea what happened here, but apparently Pooty-Poot and his poor bewildered translator know something the rest of us don’t: Rowling got cancelled? When? HOW? Last I heard, she was still swishing and flicking her bigotry wand, like … Continue reading →

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Rude Rudy’s rooty-tooty rude moment

Posted on December 3, 2020 by Sabina Becker

Oh, how embarrassing. And yet, how FITTING: Now, if only his career could end on that high note. TOOT!

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Neither silent nor deadly

Posted on November 19, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Yes, that’s right. It’s a fart: And no, I don’t believe that was a mug scraping across a desktop, either.

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