Category Archives: Farts

Margie’s fartastic return to the tweeter

Y’okay. Before I get to today’s (stupid) story, here’s a little snippet — a rare moment of levity from one of my all-time favorite movies, just to set the tone for y’all: Now. Why is this important? Uh, because Marjorie … Continue reading

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J.K. Rowling got WHAT?

I have no idea what happened here, but apparently Pooty-Poot and his poor bewildered translator know something the rest of us don’t: Rowling got cancelled? When? HOW? Last I heard, she was still swishing and flicking her bigotry wand, like … Continue reading

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Rude Rudy’s rooty-tooty rude moment

Oh, how embarrassing. And yet, how FITTING: Now, if only his career could end on that high note. TOOT!

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Neither silent nor deadly

Yes, that’s right. It’s a fart: And no, I don’t believe that was a mug scraping across a desktop, either.

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