Or one of Rita McNeil’s backup dancers. But I totally endorse this:
“That’s Shit, like the poop. Harper, like the poop. And Did, like what Harper does with shit. Dot com, like what you do on the Internet.”
Also, please consider visiting this fine establishment.
Thank you, and remember: Friends don’t let friends vote for this robotic, psychotic piece of shit.
PS: If the original link still isn’t working, try this one. It seems this campaign has gone viral!