Satan…socialism…and SOCCER! Yes, SOCCER!
And oh, shit…so does my first name! And so does SHIT! Oh shit, I’m going to hell for liking socialism! And Uruguay! And Chavecito! Oh shit, shit, SHIT!
(Of course, SATIRE also starts with S…let’s hope this is it. And if not, well, let me remind you that STUPID is also an S-word. And so is SUPERSTITION.)