Stupid Sex Tricks: Braggadocio 2.0

Via Glamour, I heard about this. The developers call it “I Just Made Love”; I prefer to call it “I Just Made An Ass Of Myself”:

Description

Did you just made love? Or just want to check where people near you made love? I just made love lets you do all that and more!

Oh my. It’s so exciting the author broke his English on it!

I guess you’re wondering what this sexy app looks like, eh?

Sigh. Whatever happened to kissing and not telling?

Now, if they would only make an app that teaches the poor clumsy geeks some finesse, or tells them to stop texting and go back to snuggling, I’d be all over that…

PS: I’m not kidding about the socially-inept geek bit, guys. You don’t want to be HIM, do you?

PPS: Here’s another weird little iPhone app that I guess was meant to be sexy. It’s a clock composed of little naked men, marching around and around and around. Who comes up with these things?

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2 Responses to Stupid Sex Tricks: Braggadocio 2.0

  1. Jim Hadstate says:

    I wonder if that only includes the times that he masturbated in the marked locations. Because nobody is that rich to afford all those motel rooms and if he did the nasty in public in all those places, the cops would have caught them. Masturbation is so much more discreet. My money is on the discreet act.

    • Sabina Becker says:

      Jim, I’m guessing this is “got laid” only. The color-coded markers give it away, for me: Pink, I’m guessing, means lesbian love; blue, gay; and pink-and-blue, straight. I imagine the map shown is actually not all the same person, but all the people in a given area who happened to get it on and be silly enough to brag about it.

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