According to EMMA, this little “beachphone” can be yours if you live in Germany and need something truly professional for your office. As you can see, the proportions are way off, the thing is disturbingly arm- and legless, and, most bizarrely, it doesn’t even have a face. And not many options on the keypad, either. But hey! If you don’t mind talking with a poorly-fitted bra stuck to your face, you go right ahead and get one. And if not…well, you can let them know what you think of it here.