Samantha Bee knows:
Yup, it’s none other than…drumroll please…BRETT KAVANAUGH!
So fellas, here’s a quick and helpful tip: If you don’t ever want your life ruined by sexual assault allegations, there’s one surefire way to prevent that: DON’T SEXUALLY ASSAULT ANYONE!
There you go, I’ve saved you a bundle in legal expenses and a buttload of humiliation.
You’re welcome.