Donnie’s followers have manhood issues

…and that’s putting it very politely:

And this, conservative men, is why women won’t date you. It’s because you’re trying to overcompensate for your rusty ol’ junk (which in Donnie’s case is a tiny mushroom), and what you’re doing is not only not working, it’s actively repulsive to us. Have you tried just not being an asshole? Because, hint-hint, that’s a major reason why leftist guys get laid.