Buhbye, Kellyanne.

Well, look who finally exited stage right. Ms. Alternative Facts herself:

And of course, she’ll be “focusing more on family”, as they all say they’re going to do when they finally rotate out of that ol’ revolving door in politics — which, in this case, happens to be the one from Donnie’s Shite House. (No, that was NOT a misspelling. The place has gone to caca in every sense of the word since the trashiest first family ever infested that place. Even the Rose Garden is looking like the toilets at Mussolini’s mausoleum since Tacky Onassis got her hands on it, and clawed JFK’s beautiful crabapple trees out of the dirt. But that’s grist for another day’s grousing.)

So, what WAS the family issue that got Kellyanne leaping like a rat from the poop deck? Well, surprise, it actually WAS family. Her 15-year-old daughter, Claudia, called both her parents the fuck out. Behold:

These should be read from the bottom up to get the true chronological order, but I think you get the picture. Claudia is having NONE of her mom’s nonsense — oh sorry, “alternative facts”. And she’s not shy about why, either:

I’m not going to get into the trauma-and-abuse aspect of what she said, because (a) I don’t know what all she’s gone through, and (b) she has asked for privacy, and I respect that. I do, however, wish her all the best. (Not Kellyanne, though; she can go to hell, and let the door hit her several times.)

Claudia, you’re a badass. I hope you land on both feet, and in a good place. Stay safe and well.

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