You know you’ve arrived when Meidas Touch — a fast-growing progressive news channel that’s got Donnie running scared — has deemed a speech from the House of Commons to be newsworthy south of the 49th Parallel. Ladies and gents (and yes, you too, dear Yanks), please give it up for Charlie Angus, NDP MP from Northern Ontario:
Note: the MP he keeps mentioning — not by name — is the leader of the disloyal opposition, Pierre Poilievre (or Petey Bunnyfur, from where I sit). And Charlie Angus is alluding to his career as a cabinet minister in the disreputable Conservative government of Stephen Harper, where Petey was one of several little short-pants boys who’ve never held an honest job, running around pissing on democracy and gutting public services and just generally trying to remake Canada into a lesser northern clone of the worst states in the Union. He failed at it last time around, and we’re doing our damnedest to make sure he never lives at 24 Sussex Drive.
Just as we’re going to be doing our damnedest to make sure Donnie never succeeds in his pipe-dream of annexing our country and stealing its resources, since it’s obvious that his MAGAmurrica will never be able to afford our retaliatory tariffs.
