You have to hear it to believe it…
Gee. You’d think that what with the price of oil so high thanks to Ol’ Dirty Diaper Dumbass and his wars of choice closing off the Strait of Hormuz for no good reason, they’d WELCOME electric cars and not care about the possibility of being spied on. Hey, they’re in bed with Google (of Street View fame) and Tesla (you know, those not-self-driving spycars that record everything that goes on in and around them?)
Because we all know those Silicon Valley billionaire techbros are so benevolent and all. I mean, they only bought themselves a whole entire presidunce. Nothing to see here, move along, folks!
Anyoldhow. One thing they won’t say is that a spycar is only as useful as the data it can allegedly gather. And if you throw, say, a tarp over it when it’s not being used, how much is it going to gather on YOU? And how long before some clever hacker throws a monkey wrench into that whole system by making sure it doesn’t transmit sensitive info on you?
Just some things to think about before you go buying a Tesla instead, while the Google Street View car is driving right past your house.
Or, for that matter, yet another gas-guzzling pickup truck you don’t need for anything other than to haul around the bovine feces of fragile masculinity.


