Category Archives: Confessions of a Bad German

In which a persistent hasbara troll gets pwned…again.

Hey! Remember how a few weeks ago, a wanker calling himself Jamie, and using a spoofed hotmail address, outed himself here? Well, he’s ba-ack…and seeing as he’s apparently also a masochist, I think I’ll play with him a bit before … Continue reading

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Surveillance society tug-of-war in Berlin: a small but significant victory

If you need any evidence of how far Germany has come since the end of World War II, and how far by comparison Canada has sunk, look no further than this interesting little report in the Berliner Tagesspiegel (“Daily Mirror”): … Continue reading

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Evo targeted again, this time by a German?

Uh oh. I’m not liking the look of these. Those are some seriously narrrrrsty weapons, and they come from the home of a seriously sinister man: Bolivian police detained a German citizen on Thursday after finding large-calibre weapons and military … Continue reading

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G-20: the New Normal

“Suddenly it’s repression, moratorium on rights–What did they think the politics of panic would invite?Person on the street shrugs–‘Security comes first!’But the trouble with normal is IT ALWAYS GETS WORSE!”–Bruce Cockburn, “The Trouble With Normal” Greetings, citizens, and welcome to … Continue reading

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We are all Greeks now, or soon will be

“Arrival of Lord Byron at Missolonghi”, by Theodoros P. Vryzakis, 1861. National Gallery of Athens, Greece. The English Romantic poet sailed with his own fleet of ships as an aid agent of the London Committee in December of 1823, and … Continue reading

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Oh, rats!

A rat gets stuck in a hole it gnawed in a compost bin. Fortunately, the Germans were there to lend a hand…So much for the myth that rats can squeeze through any hole, no matter how small. Not when they’re … Continue reading

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Fascism gets funky

Here’s a little something to mess with your heads:Ah, if only ol’ Adolf had been a disco singer, instead of a genocidal meth-head. I might even have wished him a happy birthday for realz today…I hereby wish everyone have a … Continue reading

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Cruelty, the uncoolest cut of all

First, a little music to set the mood……because I’m really going to try for rationality and detachment here. It’s not gonna be easy, because everything about this just triggers the old blue blaze of rage and pain that I felt … Continue reading

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How do these “diplomats” manage to keep their jobs?

Diplomats from the European Union in Cuba: Volker Pellet, of the German embassy, and Frantisek Fleisman, of the Czech embassy. Odd that they would fraternize with one another on the streets of Havana like that; one expects rather more discretion … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Gotta love those German TVs!

Wow, Grundig is amazing…it intuitively figures out your viewing preferences even before you know how the hell to work it!

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