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Brett Kavanaugh, rape pimp.

Artwork by the lovely and talented Mr. Jim Carrey — the best editorial cartoonist never to work for a newspaper. Ahem. Notice that there’s a period there, instead of the question mark I used the other day? There’s a reason … Continue reading

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Brett Kavanaugh, rape pimp?

Ahem. Y’all do realize I’m only using that question mark because…oh, take it away, darling Dusty: Ah, that was lovely. Anyhow, as I was saying: Nothing has been proved. But I know what conclusions I’m going to draw after reading…this: … Continue reading

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Dear Jian Ghomeshi: Shut the fuck up and go the hell away.

Ah yes. Remember THAT infamous Facebook post? The one Jian Ghomeshi posted to try to get out ahead of his accusers, to do pre-emptive damage control before they damaged him? The one that ended up blowing right back into his … Continue reading

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Nazi troll has trouble understanding the meaning of words

Oh, Andy, Andy, Andy Fucking Anglin. Not only are you nasty, brutish and short, you don’t understand that words have meanings. Or actions have consequences. Do you? No, clearly you don’t. And that’s probably because you’re all too literally following … Continue reading

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Proud Boys: Proud to be Nazis?

Sure smells that way: This post has since been taken down, and little wonder. As a German, I have to say I’m utterly insulted by this shameful bullshit. I am an antifascist, as I said yesterday, for reasons good. I’m … Continue reading

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No, Jordy, you’re totally not political…

…you’re just a far-right ideologue and simpleton masquerading as a profound shaman of archetypal wisdom. Big fuckin’ difference, eh: But sure, keep pretending you’re above the fray. Your loser-lobster followers will never catch on, because they’re all carapace and no … Continue reading

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Sebastian Gorka’s pathetic stab at trendiness

Oh my gawd, Wile E. Pickle’s embarrassing decline into irrelevance just won’t stop: You know you’re getting old when your kid has to tell you how to feign Teh Kewl. But the joke’s on him: Little Gorka Junior, like his … Continue reading

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Bawwww, snowflakes!

Suck it up, ‘wingers…until you’re gone, you’re never gonna hear the end of it. You voted for nasty, you GET nasty. And oh yeah: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS.

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Remember the Battle of Archie Bunker Hill!

Happy Fourth of July, ungrateful colonials! In honor of your national holiday, noted conspiracy kook Alex Fucking Jones has unilaterally declared a Second Civil War. And in honor of THAT, sensible souls have been writing imaginary letters from the front. … Continue reading

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Fuck Milo Yiannopoulos.

Yeah. That happened. Another day; another mass shooting. This time at a newspaper. And two days after his initial spiteful shitgibberings to the Daily Beast about how he hoped fascist death squads would come for journalists, and now that it … Continue reading

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