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The Peruvian tyrant apologizes

Although, if you ask me, I’d say his tears are of a distinctly crocodilian variety… Peru’s President Alan Garcia has said his government has not done enough to improve the lives of the poor. In a speech marking his first … Continue reading

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I am cringing as I type this

And why not? This is the most embarrassing show of prime-ministerial hubris I’ve seen in a while. Stephen Harper became the first Canadian prime minister to visit Colombia this week, and dismissed criticism that Canada is putting trade ahead of … Continue reading

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Oh darn, there’s that Peruvian tyrant again!

(Translation: “Alan’s back, let’s get out of here!”) And now he’s got the entire country on strike against him, not even one year after taking office for the second time in his very checkered career. This has got to be … Continue reading

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You want a tyrant? You got one…

…in Peru. The Peruvian government declared a state of emergency on Thursday for 15 days in the province of Coronel Portillo, Ucayali department, because of violent confrontations between strikers and police. The decree suspends constitutional guarantees of liberty and personal … Continue reading

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More untold news about TV licence revocations

You better kiss my boots for this, people, I had to go all the way to Cuba to get it. (Well, all right–to Granma.) Throughout the world, many countries have adopted sovereign decision to not renew [broadcast] concessions or to … Continue reading

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Will the international media call THIS president a tyrant?

Hmmm…I wonder. Seeing as Alan Garcia of Peru isn’t making any noises about socialism, unlike a certain Chavecito of Venezuela, I can’t see it happening. Can you? Peru’s parliament has granted emergency powers to President Alan Garcia in order to … Continue reading

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There goes the neighborhood

And right along with it, all hope that Peruvian president Alan Garcia might have learned from mistakes of the past: Environmental and human rights group in Peru have denounced the government’s campaign to auction off large swathes of the Amazon … Continue reading

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When pigs grow wings and fly

The Peruvian prime minister sure put his foot in it recently. Never ask what “it” is; just be thankful it didn’t come out of YOUR mouth: Venezuela rejected on Friday reported comments by Peru’s prime minister predicting an end to … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: The “ebbtide” that ain’t

How’s this for stupid, from the AP’s Mark Stevenson: “NEWS ANALYSIS: Leftist tide may be ebbing” Conservative Felipe Calderon’s apparent victory could signal that the leftist tide sweeping Latin America has reached its high-water mark, as voters frightened by the … Continue reading

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Here’s one for the ol’ El Predicto

Who will advance to the second round of the Peruvian elections? O Wise Swami, who knows all and sees all, gaze into thy crystal ball. And lo! Here are the standings so far, according to El Beebo: Ex-army officer Ollanta … Continue reading

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