Category Archives: Morticia! You Spoke French!

SOLD!

Posted on November 26, 2015 by Sabina Becker

Yes, folks, it’s now official. This lovely nude portrait of Der Harper just went up for sale on Kijiji after its owner (formerly anonymous) came out of the closet about it. The CBC has the deets: What’s it like to … Continue reading →

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Syria: Turkey tips its hand, NATO objectively pro-Daesh, Canada WTF?

Posted on November 24, 2015 by Sabina Becker

Ahem. Sorry for that inelegant header, but this is gonna be an untidy post that covers a lot of rough ground, so hang onto your hats, kiddies. First up, a little video from that shootdown of a Russian Sukhoi yesterday: … Continue reading →

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Silence around the roots of the Syrian “jihad”

Posted on November 22, 2015 by Sabina Becker

The Real News delves into the operations of Daesh: who’s funding them, and how they are getting their war matériel. Obviously, the idea that they’re generating their own income is false. Their operations are too expensive to be fueled by … Continue reading →

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Algeria: The real, unmentionable key to the Paris attacks

Posted on November 18, 2015 by Sabina Becker

The Battle of Algiers, an award-winning film based on the true story of the struggle for Algerian independence. Saadi Yacef, who plays El-Hadi Jaffar, was an actual FLN guerrilla leader; the character Jaffar is basically himself a few years before … Continue reading →

Posted in Angry Pacifist Speaks Her Mind, Bullies, Chile Sin Queso, Cops Behaving Badly, Deepest Darkest Africa, Don't Cry For Argentina, Fascism Without Swastikas, If You REALLY Care, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Illegal?, Isn't That Racist?, Morticia! You Spoke French!, The War on Terra | 1 Comment

Let’s all bomb Belgium!

Posted on November 17, 2015 by Sabina Becker

No, seriously. Let’s all bomb Belgium, because that’s where the terrorists who struck Paris got their orders from. François Hollande called the attacks “an act of war”. Therefore, it stands to reason that one must declare war on the source … Continue reading →

Posted in Angry Pacifist Speaks Her Mind, Balkan Yogurt, Belgian Waffles, Bullies, Confessions of a Bad German, Drrrrruuuugs, Economics for Dummies, Filthy Stinking Rich, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Illegal?, Law-Law Land, Morticia! You Spoke French!, The "Well, DUH!" Files, The War on Terra | 1 Comment

Glamour’s love advice is a big ol’ Don’t

Posted on July 31, 2015 by Sabina Becker

This cartoon has been around for a while, but unfortunately, not nearly as long as Glamour magazine’s recommendations on How To Make A Man Fall For You: I won’t bother with a point-for-point analysis; that would be giving this drivel … Continue reading →

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Old “flirting” tips still suck after all these years

Posted on July 16, 2015 by Sabina Becker

Where do I sign up? Yes, the Anti-Flirt Club was a real thing…back in the 1920s, when cars were beginning to take over the roads from horses and buggies, and motorized mashers were routinely pushing their luck with young women … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullies, Confessions of a Bad German, Do As I Say..., Isn't It Ironic?, Men Who Just Don't Get It, Morticia! You Spoke French!, Not So Compassionate Conservatism, Stupid Sex Tricks, Teh Heterostoopid, Uppity Wimmin | Comments Off

“Fifty Shades of Shit”: A German feminist’s heretical thoughts

Posted on February 17, 2015 by Sabina Becker

“No to the eroticization of sexual violence! Boycott Fifty Shades of Grey.” A sentiment I can heartily get behind. This article from Mira Sigel, of the German radical-anarcho-socialist-feminist blog, Die Störenfriedas, basically says it all for me, too: It’s February … Continue reading →

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The mysterious case of Helric Fredou: Was it really a suicide?

Posted on January 22, 2015 by Sabina Becker

Isn’t it ironic, and odd, that a high-ranking French policeman, just newly placed in charge of the biggest investigation of his life, should suddenly kill himself the very night after the crime? I’m speaking here of the Charlie Hebdo massacre … Continue reading →

Posted in Cops Behaving Badly, Crapagandarati, Fascism Without Swastikas, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Illegal?, Morticia! You Spoke French!, Newspeak is Nospeak, Not So Compassionate Conservatism, Spooks, The War on Terra | Comments Off

Paris is a no-go zone!!!

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Sabina Becker

Panic panic terror terror ISLAMISTS COUSCOUS OMG!!! As you’ve probably guessed by their accents, those are actually French comedians, making fun of a certain crapaganda network’s perpetually panic-stricken reporting style. Finally, some real material for their satire! Let it never … Continue reading →

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