Category Archives: Newspeak is Nospeak

You call this “freedom of the press”? You call this “moral”?

Um, yeah. Riiiiiight. From Aporrea: On Tuesday, February 6, the Supreme Tribunal of Justice will hold a constitutional hearing to determine whether the collective rights of citizens were violated by RCTV (Channel 2). The articles in question are numbers 46, … Continue reading

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Comment is free, and so is bullshit

“We had a deadly weapon: the media.” –Vice-Admiral Hector Ramirez Perez, on the coup of April 11, 2002 As Hugo Chavez’s mandate widens, and his Bolivarian Revolution deepens, we’re bound to see more rubbish about him in the English-language media. … Continue reading

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Holy effin’ crap, Tony Blair LIED!

Um…this is news? I knew he was doin’ it from the moment he became Bush’s poodle. The Government’s case for going to war in Iraq has been torn apart by the publication of previously suppressed evidence that Tony Blair lied … Continue reading

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The Washington Post is Pinochet’s bitch

Even though the dictator is dead, his Big Lie lives on. And who “better” than the Washington Post Whore to keep that odious Energizer Bunny from Hell drumming and drumming and drumming? For they have written a very slimy apologia … Continue reading

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The unthinkable occurs

Well, kinda sorta. Augusto Pinochet admits his guilt, but refuses to admit that he is guilty. You don’t follow? Read on. Chile’s former military ruler Augusto Pinochet has said he takes political responsibility for everything that happened during his 18 … Continue reading

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Memo to all right-wing radio ranters…

Shut the fuck UP!This has been a public service announcement, brought to you by the Unfiltered News Network. Thank you, and remember: every time you listen to right-wing talk radio, God kills a kitten!

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Preach it, sister…

I never saw YayaCanada’s site until today, but I think I’ll be visiting it (along with 21st Century Socialism) more often. This lady is SANE. Get a load of what she said about the scariest movie of the year, “Jesus … Continue reading

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How clueless are the pop tarts?

Even if no one asks, they’ll still tell. Unfortunately.

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Ban the burqa! (Even if nobody wears it.)

I always thought the Dutch had more sense than to do this. I guess I was wrong: The Dutch cabinet has backed a proposal by the country’s immigration minister to ban Muslim women from wearing the burqa in public places. … Continue reading

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I don’t know who Calvin Tucker is…

…but I think I like him. He just handed Phil Gunson his ass over all that anti-Chavez crapaganda: In contrast to Rory Carroll’s rich man’s paradise, Phil Gunson paints a picture of Venezuela as a sort of modern Orwellian nightmare, … Continue reading

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