Category Archives: Pissing Jesus Off

Quotable: Lewis Black on the capitalization of Christmas

Posted on November 22, 2007 by Sabina Becker

“Christmas begins now in August. Christmas has become the Beast that just cannot be fed!”–Lewis Black

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Even Jesus can’t escape the sweatshop

Posted on November 21, 2007 by Sabina Becker

What–you thought rosaries and crucifixes were magically exempt from Chinese slave labor? A labor rights group alleged Tuesday that crucifixes sold in religious gift shops in the U.S. are produced under “horrific” conditions in a Chinese factory with more than … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Don’t just blame the victim…

Posted on November 15, 2007 by Sabina Becker

…JAIL her. And increase the number of whiplashes she gets, to boot. That’ll teach her to be such a jezebel…and to reveal to the media what’s wrong with the insane laws that segregate the sexes, but then allow THIS:

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…but he’s OUR sonofabitch!

Posted on November 1, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Democratically elected, ratified, signed, sealed and delivered Hugo Chavez of Venezuela: BAD. Despotic, nasty, homophobic real, live dictator of Uganda: GOOD. President Bush met at the White House on Tuesday with Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni for talks that focused on … Continue reading →

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Oh those uppity Chilean women!

Posted on October 31, 2007 by Sabina Becker

They dare to defy the Catholic church? And to order pharmacies to fill orders for the Morning-After Pill? What next, a female president? Oh wait. They have one already. Never mind… The Chilean government has warned pharmacies refusing to sell … Continue reading →

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A group of bishops is NOT the Church!

Posted on October 27, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Leave it to a humble padre in Venezuela to shame his higher-ups in the hierarchy. While the bishops are busy dissing Chavecito in a manner most ungodly, this priest felt it necessary to issue a timely reminder of just who … Continue reading →

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Venezuelan bishops still talking out the bottom of their cassocks

Posted on October 23, 2007 by Sabina Becker

And the odds are that the major media, like the Catholic news site that published this, will eat that right up…

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It’s National Character Counts Week!

Posted on October 22, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Yes, it is!Do you know what your wealthy right-wing media robber barons are doing this week? Well, one of them is getting divorced from Trophy Wife #2. It is delectably messy, and there’s too much juicy stuff to excerpt here, … Continue reading →

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Scary Thought #9: Oral Roberts on sex

Posted on October 21, 2007 by Sabina Becker

The Young Turks take on an old jerk–Oral “I need $8 million or God will call me home” Roberts:You can tell he really put a LOT of thought into that sermon.A lot of icky, icky thought.Now, look at his photo, … Continue reading →

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Hello, operator? I think I’ve been framed.

Posted on September 28, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Could you please put me through to Dr. George Lakoff? I have a really bad case of brainwashing I’m trying to overcome. New research confirms that repetition of “myths” and slogans helps lodge them in the minds of the public … Continue reading →

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