Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Back again!

Posted on September 20, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Sorry I’ve been incommunicado lately; my pute was in the shop as of September 11 (yes, THAT horrific day). I now have a new keyboard, one where the T and D keys don’t repeat, and the apostrophe key hasn’t come … Continue reading →

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Irony escapes them

Posted on September 9, 2007 by Sabina Becker

You can’t make this up. Police said Sunday they have broken up a cell of young Israeli neo-Nazis accused of a string of brutal racist and anti-Semitic attacks, videos of which were played on television to a stunned national audience. … Continue reading →

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Do you feel safer knowing this?

Posted on September 5, 2007 by Sabina Becker

I don’t. The US Air Force has launched an investigation after a B-52 bomber flew across the US last week mistakenly loaded with nuclear-armed missiles. It follows reports in the Army Times that five missiles were unaccounted for during the … Continue reading →

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MI5 = clueless gits

Posted on September 3, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Really. It took them HOW long to figure out that George Orwell was not a (gasp) COMMUNIST? MI5 did not believe George Orwell was a mainstream communist despite monitoring the socialist writer for more than two decades, records have revealed. … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Big Brother is watching you

Posted on August 13, 2007 by Sabina Becker

And while these guys are spending all this time fixating on “fornication in a convertible” (actual words–gotta love that copspeak!), God only knows how many burglaries, robberies, carjackings and break-ins are going unnoticed.So much for the safety of a surveillance … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to prevent AIDS

Posted on July 25, 2007 by Sabina Becker

From Indonesia, an unfortunate meeting of First World technology with Third World thinking… Lawmakers in Indonesia’s Papua are mulling the selective use of chip implants in HIV carriers to monitor their behaviour in a bid to keep them from infecting … Continue reading →

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I always suspected they existed…

Posted on July 17, 2007 by Sabina Becker

…and I’m not happy to be proven right. But this probably explains a lot, especially on those conservatard boards. Where else would paid trolls come from, or go to make it look like the right-wing blogtoilet is bigger than it … Continue reading →

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Flying witches in Mexico?

Posted on July 3, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Personally, I think it looks like a balloon…or a scrunched-up black garbage bag full of helium. People, I am a Witch, and if I want to fly, I have to do it by plane–the same as everyone else!

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