News of the Restless

Proudboy threatens comedian, makes proudboys look even more like wankers

Posted on May 23, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Sam Seder has the story:

Vic Berger, the harassed man in question, has already got the harasser’s plate numbers and filed a police report, so there’s no need for anyone else to get involved. “Vinny from Jersey City”, with the Massachusetts plates on his oddly unmasculine car, is going to get what’s coming to him, if it’s not there already.

But if Gavin is serious about not looking bad, first off, he needs to stop waving his wee willy on his own videos (and that goes double for sticking things up his butt and pooping them back out again). And secondly, he needs to stop posting incitements to harassment, like this one here:

These videographer stalkers are making us look like bitches. First, EVERYONE should report this Twitter post for hate speech and have your members do the same. At the very least, we can probably get it taken down and maybe get his verified profile deleted. They want Gavin McInnes fired? They want to attack our group?

LET’S SHOW THEM THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES!!!
THESE FUCKS ARE WAY TOO COMFORTABLE!!!
IF WE DO NOTHING, WE SEND A MESSAGE THAT IT’S OPEN SEASON ON PROUD BOYS!!! IT’S NOT!!!

Let’s get the social media profiles, phone numbers, and addresses for their bosses, mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, boyfriends, friends, and get to work.
– Hooker ads for his mother all over the internet
– Craigslist ads for orgies, yard sales…
– Thousands of dollars of food should be delivered to their houses

IM NOT SAYING ANYONE SHOULD GO STAB ANYONE. BE SMART! POST ANY IDEAS OR INFO YOU HAVE IN THE COMMENTS. POYB

Sorry, Gavvy, it’s too late. We’ve all seen your wee willy and your bare bum, complete with buttplug falling out of it. You don’t need anyone else’s help in making you look like a “bitch” (nice gendered slur there, BTW). You already do that every time you go on camera. This call for harassment just makes it all the more obvious.

And I seriously doubt any of this is going to get you fired from Ezzy the Putz’s crapaganda outlet. They knew what you were when they hired you.

And if they didn’t, well, now they do. Ha, ha.

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Quotable: Jim Carrey on gun culture

Posted on May 22, 2018 by Sabina Becker

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In which two clueless white guys kvetch cluelessly about black guys

Posted on May 22, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Charlie Kirk — the never-went-to-college-kid who’s trying to “reform” post-secondary education by stacking college student councils with Koch-funded right-wing flunkies — “interviews” Jordan Fucking Peterson, the pseudo-intellectual self-help gewrew who keeps whining that he’s totally not a right-winger, even though he’s obviously scared to debate the leftists who oppose him (because they would prove him hilariously wrong, especially the women he can’t hit), and seems to attract nothing BUT fashy haircuts and bigots in search of a “scientific” justification for their bigotry. And what are they talking about? How black people are just mindless, feckless breeders who don’t care about their children.

It’s too late for Peterson, who apparently managed to find a woman willing to reproduce with him, but let’s hope Charlie-boy never spawns, because he looks and sounds too dumb to find his own dick.

BTW, here’s a real black caller, telling Sam what HE makes of that “interview”:

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Alex Jones brings the bonkers…straight through your lightbulbs!

Posted on May 20, 2018 by Sabina Becker

No, I’m not kidding. Watch this and see:

Well, I guess this half-baked theory (which is very runny in the middle) explains why Kellyanne Fucking Conway thought microwave ovens were spy devices. And it most certainly explains why Alex’s fanboys are even more off-the-wall than he is. Maybe their cellphones are feeding alien frequencies straight into their mushy, drug-addled brains!

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Music for a Sunday: Here, have my earworm!

Posted on May 20, 2018 by Sabina Becker

And don’t be too surprised if you find yourself samba-ing along, too.

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Even FUX Snooze can’t believe the stupidity of this junior gunsucker

Posted on May 18, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Wowzers. You have to know that you are truly Hardcore Stoopid when even one of the stupidest men on TV, namely FUX Snooze’s own Steve Fucking Doocy, is questioning your idiotic talking points:

But of course, this little twit he’s talking to is blissfully oblivious, because she is even dumber than he…and she’s getting massive cash infusions for her little mini-NRA at Kent State (!!!) from all the usual right-wing stink tanks. (Best comment on the video: “After Neil Young saw this clip and finished cleaning up the coffee he spit out all over the place, he began writing a new song title ‘Brain Dead in Ohio’.”)

And no, honey, you are NOT the victim of racism. Being called out for your white privilege is stating a fact. You are NOT a minority, and calling you out for your right to be stupid while white is NOT “insulting to minorities”. But your hiding behind a black rent-a-cop just might be.

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That moment when Alex Jones realizes that his fanboys are deranged

Posted on May 18, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Talk about strange bedfellows, eh? Alex, you may recall, is the same dude who popularized the bogus “Pizzagate” conspiracy theory, which claimed that a pizza parlor that had no basement had a secret room in the basement where enslaved children were being pimped out to wealthy “globalist” sadists. And then some dude broke into the pizza place (which was, in fact, ONLY a pizza place) with a gun, fired off some shots, and got his ass arrested for it. Alex had to apologize for that.

Apparently, though, he’s quite all right with actual apologists for pedophilia, because there he is, having drinks with Milo (are we still writing it MILO in ALL SHOUTYCAPS, or are we past that now?) Yiannopoulos, who’s probably NOT buying because his last prospective sugardaddy kicked the bucket. And Milo’s the same guy who thinks that pedophilia is A-okay, because he was molested in his teens by a priest and apparently liked it.

But the strangest bedfellow of all, as we’re about to see, is that dude in the hat, making his elevator pitch right when nobody wants to hear it. Least of all Alex, who’s stunned to realize that his “performance artistry” has actually turned some random stranger into a raving lunatic.

Now, if only he could wake up to himself, Alex might actually realize that it’s not socially responsible to sell lead-tainted “supplements” to his fans.

Or wild-eyed cockamamie conspiracy theories, either.

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Korean peace process in the shitter, thanks to Donnie

Posted on May 16, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Great work, Donnie the Dotard! You fucked it up bigly. Now the Korean people are right back to where they started. No Nobel for YOU!

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Nikki and the Nakba

Posted on May 16, 2018 by Sabina Becker

No, that’s NOT the name of an ’80s punk band. It’s my quick and dirty summation of the massive fuckery that’s going on in the Middle East right now. And here’s Sam Seder to help make some sense of the nonsense:

Yeah, that’s right: Nikki Fucking Haley has blamed Hamas for what is clearly Israeli war crimes. And conflated a broad Palestinian protest with the narrower interests of just one party, too.

But even a slick slime-thrower like Nikki can’t hide the asymmetrical nature of the “war” between the IDF and the Palestinian protesters. Israel feels “threatened” by Molotov cocktails and angry messages written on kites? No wonder they’re killing kids for just throwing rocks at their fucking armored trucks and tanks. The chutzpah!

But here’s the kicker: THOSE KIDS ARE NOT HAMAS. They’re kids. You know, young people with human rights, who deserve to grow up to have a future and a home to spend it in? A home in a land where ancient olive trees grow undisturbed as they have for centuries and the water is clean and drinkable, where the lights are always on in Gaza, and hospitals are not being bombed, and doctors are not being shot? You know, basic things like that. Things that other kids in other countries more or less can take for granted.

That’s what Israel is fighting against here. NOT Hamas. No, they’re fighting against Palestinians, plain and simple.

They’re now in an all-out war to eliminate the Palestinians, and wipe them from the face of Palestine forever. And the timing couldn’t be more obvious: They’ve chosen to do so right around the 70th anniversary of the day the Palestinians call Nakba — the Catastrophe. They’re determined to finish today what they started right after the Jewish Holocaust ended. They’re taking up with the Palestinians, ironically, right where the Nazis left off with them. “Never Again” has turned into “It’s Not Fascism When WE Do It!”

And worst of all, they’re blaming Iran and the local Muslims…who, in ancient times, actually saved the Palestinian Jews from extinction.

But then again, Nimrod there probably only comprehends what can be crammed onto a bumper sticker, so here’s a brief and handy scorecard:

Palestinians = DAVID
Israel = GOLIATH
Nimrata Fucking Haley = a fucking philistine with a very small p.

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Tomi Lahren self-pwns…over and over and over again.

Posted on May 15, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Oh, how sorry I feel for this professionally peeved little idiot. Not only has her own genealogy come back to haunt her (bigly), she’s done other dumb things too in the name of hating on undocumented immigration. Namely, this:

Yup, she advised all her fellow believers in legal immigration…to do illegal shit. Because that won’t backfire or result in any of those oh-so-lawful cons getting arrested at ALL! No, robbing people who legitimately bought their groceries is totally going to make the point that you have to do everything by the book in Donnie Drumpf’s “Papers Please” Amurrica, or else! I mean, self-pwnage totally works for Tomi, so why not all those wankers who watch her?

Or, as a commenter on the video puts it: